Mooooing Page - Great cow jokes from Harry & other websites

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What is a cow's favorite brand of car ? Cattelac Where do cows go when they want a night out? To the moo-vies! How does a farmer count a herd of cows? With a Cowlculator What do cows wear in Hawaii? Moo- moos What do call a cow that has just had a calf? Decalfenated What do you call a cow that had an abortion? Decalfinated. There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm." The other cow replies, "Hell, I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks." A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too." What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef What do you call a cow with no legs at all? Ground beef Q: What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A: A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle! Q: Where do cows go on their space vacation? A: The moooooon! Q: Where do cows dance? A: At Meatballs!   Q: How do you make a milkshake? A: Give a cow a pogo stick. Q: What did the cow say when it was about to step on an ant? A: Moooove! Q: What did Leonardo da Vinci's cow paint? A: The MOOna Lisa! Q: What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake? A: A milk shake! Q: What do you call a place full of ancient cows? A: A mooseum! Q: Where do cows buy their gifts? A: From a cattle-og. Q: What restaurant did the cow go to? A: The Dairy Queen!       resource http://www.vtliving.com/joketime/cow/index.shtml http://www.funs.co.uk/main.htm http://www.surfnetkids.com/games/j_cows.htm http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes
Why did the cow fly over the moon? To get to the milky-way! Two cows are on a date. It is the first date for both of them, so they are really nervous. After ordering their food, they don't know what to say to each other. This goes on for several long minutes, then finally the male cow breaks the ice and says "mooooooo!". Then the girl says "I was just about to say that!!" What does a cow use in math class? A cowculator What is a cow's favorite musical note? Beef - Flat (B flat) What did the cow say when the books dropped? Cowboom! Where do Russians get their milk? From Moscow What are cow's favorite classes in school? Cowculus, Thermoodynamics, and Moosic What happens when a cow doesn't shave? It grows a moostache Where do cows go in Paris? Moolin Rouge Where do smart cows go to college? Cowlumbia   Cows favorite composers are? Thaicowfski and Mootzart   A popular cow haircut is a ? Moohalk